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Go to the hut with a broken bowl and shout, "Hello, I want to beg for water?"

"Nobody’s going to beg elsewhere, right?"
Lv Dongbin
"Always calling flowers is not a bad person begging for saliva."
The house came and said, "I’m not a good person either. If you don’t leave, I’ll drive you away with that broom."
Is it silly for Song Daniu to watch such a world under the crack of the door, that a little doll of his can live to this day and has not been abducted?
I didn’t call flowers in this village. Wouldn’t it be a bad guy to invite wolves into the house?
"Brother, please give me a sip of water to drink. I still have some copper money here."
It’s because of what he said that the shepherd boy just can’t leave Lv Dongbin.
The second time, this time, he changed a study tour to beg for water.
Song Daniu saw that he was a scholar in broad daylight, so he let the door open and brought out the water.
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Lv Dongbin came to the street corner to meet Xiugu, and immediately turned back and laughed. "If you want that little girl to put my pure Yang sword post at home, she will help him practice in her sleep, and then she won’t come into our door?"
"Master, he sold your pure Yang Sword Sutra."
"What?"
Lv Dongbin hurried after him, and sure enough, he saw that the little girl came to a museum to sell and was being bargained by the shopkeeper.
"Daniel, although this post of yours is extremely ambitious, it must not be a famous sophomore if it is not signed. This material is not good. How about I give you ten dollars?"
"No less than 220 taels, or I’ll sell it to the money shopkeeper." It’s right to bargain and cut it in half whether you buy or sell it.
The shopkeeper hurried to keep it and bought it for twenty taels.
Song Daniu took twenty taels of silver and left happily.
"Can you sell me that post from the shopkeeper?"
The shopkeeper immediately turned his face. "Oh, my good eye is that this post is an old treasure. It took two thousand two hundred to get this."
Two thousand two hundred? When I’m deaf
"Boss, did you buy this post from that little shepherd boy for 220 taels? Why do you want to sell me 2200 taels?"
"Hey, hey, it seems to me that it is worth 22,000 yuan. Love buy buy and go without buying it."
Master Xiugu will be angry. I didn’t expect Lv Dongbin to smile immediately. "Well, you can sell it for two thousand two hundred."
The master and the apprentice then left.
"Master, don’t forget it. This little bastard doesn’t have this fate," Xiugu advised.
"No, I can’t. If I’m pure Yang, I can’t even get out of a baby, and I’ll meet my fellow immortals."
Lv Dongbin was determined to cross the little shepherd boy into a fairy. It was through these two temptations that he found that this little strange thing still needed to be carefully considered.
For the third time, Lv Dongbin turned into a Jianghu juggler Xiugu, and became a follower and apprentice. The beating of gongs and drums was very lively and attracted many villagers to watch.
"Are you going to see the big bull market with magic tricks?" A small partner who was herding cattle with the village shouted.
"I’ll be right there."
A lot of people have gathered around the city. Lv Dongbin saw the little shepherd boy coming and immediately shouted a few words
Draw a performance of three immortals returning to the cave and win a lottery, which attracted a lot of applause.
A group of children even claim to be fairy tricks.
Then came a colorful towel and turned it into a fish. See Xiugu picked up a jar and scooped up half a jar of water. Then she took out a big colorful towel and showed it to everyone. Hold the two towel corners and make a somersault, making a head high and a head low, and pouring it into the jar.
Suddenly, a dozen goldfish fell out to be vivid and very eye-catching
"Daniel is amazing. That sister turned out to be naked without hiding her sleeve."
The little shepherd boy looked at it carefully, but he didn’t see any signs of stealing the column or acting like a peach.
"good! Good trick "
Reward "
Lv Dongbin came out at this moment and said, "Thank you folks for joining us. These are all tricks. You are even tired of watching them for a long time. I will give you some fresh immortals to grow pears."
"I don’t know which folks have pears in their hands. Can you lend them to me so that I can give you a box back then?"
At this time, a Han raised his hand and said, "I still have half of them here."
"cocoa"
Lv Dongbin took it and wiped it, then dug a hole to bury the pear and poured the water in the jar.
"Watch this, everyone."
Read a spell in your mouth and point to the pit. Poof, a bud emerged, and then it grew rapidly, but after a few breaths, it grew into more than ten feet.
Flowers and fruits are full of big and crisp pears.
"God is fascinated. This is an old fairy!"
"Oh, my God, this gentleman must be a good farmer."
Lv Dongbin picked two and sent them to everyone for a taste. The juice overflowed and everyone scrambled for it.
"This hero, I’ll lend you a pear and give you a box back, right?"
"Old fairy, you are a god!"
Everyone suddenly praised it, but Lv Dongbin was naturally not. When they saw that the little shepherd boy had been aroused, they said, "I have a closet trick here. Do you want to see it?"
"think!"

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